Welcome to Stupidville.....
See this chick here? Sexy right? Put together. All there. NOT.
I. AM. A. DUMB. ASS.
There, I said it. BEFORE you did. Wanna know why?
Good, I'm not gunna tell ya. Kidding. Yes, I am. That's why I'm writing it in a blog, hello?!?!
Ok, so I mentioned that I had a house built last year. Right? Big beautiful house. LOVE my house.
Come home yesterday, small arguement with the husband. He doesn't want to listen to me so leaves the room and goes to the bedroom. I take exception and wish to finish said discussion in bedroom. I go to follow.
Door is locked.
Uh Oh. I wigged. ON THE DOOR.
I kicked the SHIT out of my beautiful bedroom door, that I paid extra to get the special six panel ones too. THEN, as if that wasn't enough I did it again.
And again. Then I was done. But that last kick, yeah the last one that got the rest of the frustrated rage out, that one.....
Kicked a hole in my door. ARRGGHHH!!!! Now I have to replace the door.
Dumb blonde. Maybe next time I'll try going for a run or something more productive that isn't going to cost me money.
So stupid.
© 2006 CM
Awwwww--poor door.
(pause)
At least it wasn't something worse, like the hub's NUTS.
R.
Posted by
Anonymous |
April 24, 2006 9:07 PM
Well...I shudder to think what damage would have incurred had it been the door that had actually pissed you off.
Save a husband, kick a door?
*snickers*
Posted by
mikster |
April 25, 2006 6:50 PM
Been there.
Have had to patch drywall after bad hair days in the past.
It happens to the best of us, honey.
Posted by
Unknown |
April 30, 2006 11:18 AM